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wtf_em3 has learned EM2 has employed John Brooks the Editor of EM2 as an EXPERT in pupil dilation to check pupil dilation of Nevada Hydro Executives!
John Brooks has a long background in having dilated pupils and should prove to be formable adversary.
John Brooks recently became an expert in pupil dilation as recent as April this year when he was arrest for drunk driving.
Having a blood alcohol level of.27 John was able to predict his own blood alcohol level by looking into a mirror and examining his own pupil dilation the night he was arrested.
John now lives out of state in Alabama where he donates his time as a cat food taste tester for the Purina Corp.
wtf_em3 has learned EM2 has employed John Brooks the Editor of EM2 as an EXPERT in pupil dilation to check pupil dilation of Nevada Hydro Executives!
John Brooks has a long background in having dilated pupils and should prove to be formable adversary.
John Brooks recently became an expert in pupil dilation as recent as April this year when he was arrest for drunk driving.
Having a blood alcohol level of.27 John was able to predict his own blood alcohol level by looking into a mirror and examining his own pupil dilation the night he was arrested.
John now lives out of state in Alabama where he donates his time as a cat food taste tester for the Purina Corp.
posted by wtf_em3 at 4:19 PM
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